Oh you know, this and that and anything I happen to think is entertaining.
when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear
whenever you buy food you are making the conscious decision to turn your money into poop
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
I don’t know why this is so funny to me, could be because it’s four in the morning. Oh jeez.